Jimmy Graham helps give Fuego an easy win this week
The win brings Fuego's record to 1 - 2, while dropping Delta Mad Dawgs to 2 - 1.
Jimmy Graham was expected to be the top performing TE this week, and that's exactly what he was. Graham teamed up with Drew Brees to drop 56 points. Graham has now exceeded the average tight end's performance in every game so far this year.
Meanwhile, Carson Palmer was the main culprit in Delta Mad Dawgs' loss, managing only 4 points.1 That's the fewest points that he's scored so far this year.
It was just another brilliant day at the office for Coaches Stephen Goldberg and Tom Ord- the best gameday decision-maker in the league this season. They started Jason Snelling instead of Charles Clay, despite the experts' prediction that Clay should have played.
This decision boosted Delta Mad Dawgs' final score by 13 points, which obviously wasn't close to enough. This makes it three weeks in a row that Coaches Stephen Goldberg and Tom Ord have taught the experts a lesson in lineup management
Better Lucky than Good
Jordan Cameron helps Team Kitty to a lucky win
Team Kitty were able to grind out a solid victory this week against BLAK JESUS, winning by a score of 67 to 52. Big time luck for Team Kitty in this contest, as they would have lost against all but one other team.
The defeat is the 3rd in a row for BLAK JESUS, which brings their record to 0 - 3. The win brings Team Kitty to 2 - 1.
Team Kitty were led by the two man wrecking crew of Jordan Cameron and Maurice Jones-Drew, who combined for 55% of Team Kitty's points. Cameron contributed a 25 point performance, which was the 5th best of any player this week.2 He found the endzone three times on Sunday, including this game winner with less than a minute left.
Meanwhile, BLAK JESUS had plenty of duds in the loss. They were brought down by seven underperformers, the worst of whom was Daryl Richardson (zero points). That was fewer than every other running back this week. He has now failed to hit his expected points in any game so far this year.
Team Kitty will face off against South Whore Jibbers next week. South Whore Jibbers will come into the game looking for their first win. As for BLAK JESUS, they will square off against Strongfighters.
LeSean McCoy and Engel Shiz make it three in a row against Palo Alto Short Bus
After last week's blowout, Engel Shiz got a big change of pace with this week's tight contest versus Palo Alto Short Bus. The result, happily, was the same. They squeaked past Palo Alto Short Bus, winning 109.3 to 105.3.
The win makes it three in a row for Engel Shiz, which gives them a 3 - 0 record. The loss drops Palo Alto Short Bus' record to 2 - 1.
LeSean McCoy was the key contributor for Engel Shiz, posting 25 points. McCoy has now bested the average running back's point total in every game so far this year. He went down with what looked like it could have been a serious injury in the first half, but showed no ill effects later on this 41 yard TD run.
Colin Kaepernick loomed large in the loss for Palo Alto Short Bus, producing 5 points.1 Kaepernick fell farther short of his expected points than any other player this week.
Next week will see Engel Shiz taking on the 1 - 2 Naughty Thoughts. That game will see both of this week's top running backs square off, when LeSean McCoy matches up against DeMarco Murray. Meanwhile, Palo Alto Short Bus will collide with Los Altos Isotopes next week.
Yep, That's It
Joe Flacco nets 6 points in loss to Strongfighters
If Coach Patrick Simmons was looking for a little excitement in this game after last week's blowout they certainly got it. South Whore Jibbers didn't have quite enough against Strongfighters, winning 83.8 to 81.2. Losing by only 3 points, South Whore Jibbers suffered the closest loss this week.
The loss is the 3rd straight for South Whore Jibbers, putting their record at 0 - 3. The win brings Strongfighters to 2 - 1.
Strongfighters relied heavily on Joique Bell, who racked up 19 points.
Joe Flacco and T.Y. Hilton were putting a big hurt on South Whore Jibbers' chances, recording only 7 points between them.
Next week, Strongfighters will take on BLAK JESUS, who comes into the game looking for their first win. BLAK JESUS have also scored the fewest points so far this year. Meanwhile, South Whore Jibbers will take on Team Kitty.
Come with me, if you want to win
26 points from DeMarco Murray helps give Naughty Thoughts the win
Naughty Thoughts didn't have too many spare points in their win against Los Altos Isotopes, taking this one 106.83 to 97. The win brings Naughty Thoughts' record to 1 - 2, while dropping Los Altos Isotopes to 2 - 1.
Naughty Thoughts finished Sunday's main action with a respectable number of points. They were powered by DeMarco Murray, who scored 26 points. That was the most that any running back collected this week.
Meanwhile, Los Altos Isotopes were sputtering along with a less than stellar performance. They had five laggards, with Coby Fleener's 1 point being the worst performance.
Things were not looking good for Los Altos Isotopes heading into Sundaynight. Coach Matt Burchard needed Matt Forte and Robbie Gould to come up with 37.9 points. Forte and Gould gave it a good effort, but their 28.1 points weren't enough.
Charles in Charge
Jamaal Charles' 23 points sinks Monkey Fust
Jamaal Charles separated himself from the rest of the crew on East Bay Funk, tallying 23 points. That's the most points that he's scored so far this year.
Meanwhile, Matt Schaub stuck out as the worst performer for Monkey Fust, totaling only 4 points.1 That performance was the worst of any player this week.2
Coach Vic Chikhani might have gotten the victory, but it wasn't due to his efforts. He went with Steven Hauschka over the higher ranked Matt Prater.
This decision shaved 8 points from East Bay Funk's score. After his decisions this week, Coach Chikhani has now cost his team points for the season (7 points worse than the experts).
All Eyes on Me
Cam Newton scores 31 points to help put away Pomona Stoned Hens
Salem Beavercats just outclassed Pomona Stoned Hens this week, earning a 94.83 to 69.6 victory. The loss makes it three in a row for Pomona Stoned Hens, dropping their record to 0 - 3. The win brings Salem Beavercats to 2 - 1.
Cam Newton was the key contributor for Salem Beavercats, scoring 31 points. Newton had plenty of reasons to break out the Superman celebrationon Sunday, tossing three TDs and running for another.
Meanwhile, Pomona Stoned Hens really lost this game as a team. Miles Austin was the worst of a seven man group of underperformers, tallying only 2 points. Austin has now failed to exceed the average wide receiver's point total in any week this year.
Next week, Salem Beavercats will be playing Monkey Fust. Coach Wetzel will be happy to see that Monkey Fust is coming into next week's game having scored less than 70 points in their previous two games. As for Pomona Stoned Hens, they will match up with East Bay Funk.
I'll Have Another
Peyton Manning and Los Frijoles Pinto beat BINGO for their 3rd win in a row
Los Frijoles Pinto got past BINGO with points to spare, winning 85.17 to 57.27. The victory makes it three in a row for Los Frijoles Pinto, bringing their record to 3 - 0. The loss drops BINGO's record to 1 - 2.
Los Frijoles Pinto got a nice group performance in the win, as four players beat their positional averages. Peyton Manning was the first among equals, totaling 24 points. Manning's performance this week was like all his others, which have exceeded the average quarterback's performance every time. He tossed another three touchdowns on Monday night, giving him twelve so far this season. That breaks the record for the most touchdowns in the first three games.
Coach Todd Conner will have a hard time pinning the blame for this loss on any particular player. BINGO had seven underperformers, with Garrett Graham (zero points) being the worst.