This is one of the gnarliest things I've ever read. I can only guess this is what happens when you mix inbreeding and sports fanaticism. Isotopes - be careful where you sport your Texas gear. This also touches upon the age old Confucian saying: "Big man not so big when you grab his ball sack."
Highlights:
"To some Oklahoma football fans, there are things that just aren't done
in the heart of Sooner Nation, and one of them is to walk into a bar
wearing a Texas Longhorns T-shirt. That's exactly what touched off a
bloody skirmish that left a Texas-shirt-wearing fan nearly castrated
and an Oklahoma fan facing aggravated assault charges that could put
him in prison for up to five years.
Thomas told police that when he decided to leave and went to the bar
to pay his tab, Beckett grabbed him in the crotch, pulled him to the
ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up.
When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the
extent of his injuries.
"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his
body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of
white shorts, which made it that much worse."
Oh god - I heard this on the radio this morning and just didn't process it...then I read this...now I just want to cry for the guy
Posted by: Black Liberace | September 12, 2007 at 10:09 PM